The To Don't List

Here at the lab, the Mad Scienticians often organize our thoughts using our trusty whiteboard. We usually keep a to do list, which recently consisted almost entirely of ongoing vodka infusions, both experimental and repeated. The sole exception on the list was a pork loin we had purchased to cut into roasts, but hadn't gotten around to yet.

We had a party last weekend to celebrate my college graduation, and the juxtaposition was too odd for our guests to resist, leading to a meme of disturbing proportions (though not entirely unheard of).